August 14, 2008

Flying Accident Takes the Life of Innocent Bird

It was a tragic day in the lives of one Friendswood, TX family. On this Sunday morning they awoke to find news of a heartbreaking but morbid nature.

The windows that line their cozy small-town home were splattered with the remains of a wildfowl. It appeared as though our feathered friend flew straight into the recently cleaned glass with breath-taking speed.

Some speculate that this fatal accident was caused by the bird's sight empairments.

"The winged creature either suffered from a disastrous depth perception disorder or he was completely blind," one onlooker shared.

Others blame the cleanliness of the glass for the tragedy.

The remains of the bird were not to be found, as the family's pet cat presumably considered them his new toy.
Services were held for the bird that afternoon in the family's dining room.

In leau of flowers, the family asks that you give monetary donations to their youngest daughter.

4 comments:

Claire Walker said...

Brilliant. Truly brilliant!

Bev Brandon @ The Fray said...

Oooohhh!

Moving to Austin tomorrow!
Will you be my friend?

Anonymous said...

where should I send the donation?

M.Shuffle said...

i shed a tear that day for hollow boned creatures everywhere.